What Do You Call Your Ex?

[samuel23]

Please people - show some restraint nothing too rude lol.

This has been a subject around the office recently coz one of the guys calls his ex Pandora ~ when asked why, his reply was 'all she's got left is hope'.

One of the Girls calls her ex Kronenbourg ~ She says it's because he acted like he was 16 and danced like he was 64 (Kronenebourg 1664 is the name of a beer for those that were wondering)

So - just wondering who else has (or has heard of) stinging names for exes?

[ducksie]

KM what dom you call your ex?

I call mine fig-same as everyone else calls him

[kylesmum]

I've a few ex's ducksie.Just their names in general....the main one I call dead :(

[ducksie]

ooh :(

[janbee]

I knew someone who called her ex "COMFORT". He was impotent and so ...as per the ad...softness is a thing called comfort.

[janbee]

What I call MY ex is unprintable.

[jd_1984]

Psycho!

[murraymints]

jan ..are you sure we d not share the ex ? lol

[paddywak]

I usually call her the *** Queen,needless to say we didn't part on good terms.

[Rebecca01]

A woman at work calls her ex-hubby thrush because he's an irritating to hat ( I can't type it, it's a naughty word!!) lol

[joggerjayne]

I mentioned what I call my ex in the OP of this thread ...

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question763955.html

[Rebecca01]

Pahahahaha Jayne that really made me laugh!!!

[joggerjayne]

There were no hard feelings!

:0)

[Rebecca01]

Hehehehe ;-)

[joggerjayne]

Oh, sorry. That pun was completely inadvertent.

lol

[Prudie]

Donkey dork was the only one who deserved anything more than 'my ex'

[Old_Geezer]

"Misguided" ? "Unlucky" ? Nothing 'stinging' though. I don't do that.

[chaptazbru2]

What do call my ex - Alan.