I Woke Up This Morning To A Tap On The Door...

[1ozzy]

...our local plumber has a strange sense of humour.

My wife asked me to buy some self raising flour while I was out.
It wasn't on the shelf she said it would be.
It was on the one above.

My wife asked me to buy two tomatoes and if they have eggs a dozen.
Well she got her dozen tomatoes, but now I have to go back to the shop.

I've just watched a documentary on belching, turned out to be a repeat.

What's the difference between a hobo on a unicycle and a gentleman on a pushbike,,,,,,,,,attire.

[cupid04]

Lol! Especially the last one ...that's wheelie funny...

[janbee]

Oh ozzy, have you been reading Christmas crackers again?

[waterboatman]

Groan! :-)

[Buenchico]

>>>have you been reading Christmas crackers again?

That's an insult to the people who write Christmas cracker jokes!

[Svejk]

^Oooooh.

[Zacs-Master]

Tim Vine specials.

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, like them 1ozzy.

[DTCwordfan]

One of the UK daily paper has received a communication from a plumber protesting against jokes about plumbers.

It is to his credit that he remembered to post the letter.