Went to a very very good friends wedding a number of years ago, so good a friend my missus thought we were having an affair.........
At the reception, I sat at our allotted table with my wife, and another couple sat down beside us, she reached across, gave me a kiss and said "hi Donald... long time no see"...... Wifes eyes were on stalks I went bright red it was a girl I'd grown up a couple of doors from who'd gone to Uni with my friend in Edinburgh.... then the next guests sat down I just said What The Funicular is going on here.... a girl who'd been in my class at secondary school did exactly the same thing.... When the bride, my now "ex-friend" sat down, her dad stood up and said "Ali had a message, I don't know what it means but I do know the joker in question ........ just said "revenge for all those wind ups is very very sweet Young and I baggsy a dance later""..... rat