Toasters ?!?!?

[sunny-dave]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31428072

[andy-hughes]

I know, that is a weird mental image!

[Dizmo]

Electrocution therapy by the sounds of it. Pretty annoying for the poor devil that has to keep resetting the RCD.

[murraymints]

can I have marmalade on mine please ?

[Old_Geezer]

Not that I've read it but it's a female targeted porn (sorry romance) novel isn't it ? Seems a weird thing to make a film of. Is it the kind of thing that will attract loads of women to the cinema where the film and not imagination has to provide the naughty ?

[sunny-dave]

Two fried eggs possibly, minty

[murraymints]

hard boiled methinks ! lol

[murraymints]

aside for dave....BBC Radio has pulled the plug on internet ! anyway around that on cocktail....

[vulcan42]

apropos of --something, B&Q have instructed their staff not to snigger when customers ask for rope and/or masking tape. Apparently there is an increase in buying these items because of this film.

[Peaspeculiars]

.. I couldn't find the phone with the blindfold on...

[murraymints]

and i am tied up in knots..typing with a mouth held pen...think it's a pen ! EEK

[Peaspeculiars]

..minty, if you'd only stop trying to do morse code with the nipple clamps on an empty jar of bovril whilst typing, we might get someone's attention

[gness]

And one I wish I didn't have now, Andy......

I have a vivid imagination but I'd need that one explained to me......explained not demonstrated.....x

[sunny-dave]

I suppose it could have been a George Foreman Grill ...

http://www.georgeforeman.co.uk/recipes/meat/koftas-with-basil-pita-bread/#.VNygU_msXko

[Hopkirk]

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/11/bq-say-fifty-shades-of-grey-run-on-duct-tape-alert-was-just-pr-ruse

[vulcan42]

To paraphrase Many Rice Davies "well they would, wouldn't they". :o)