A patient came to work yesterday complaining of swollen testicles, he brought a urine sample in a " pickled cockles" jar couldn't help but laugh to myself!!
When I was at the ante-natal clinic handing in my specimen jar the lady behind me had brought hers in an old, large, lemonade bottle..........and it was full!
I remember back in the day, there used to be an embrocation available by the name of "Fiery Jack". A little kid brought a note in to the chemist's where I worked that said " one tin of hellfire jack please". Cracked me up.
a lady took her urine specimen to gp in an irn-bru bottle. but she said she was unable to provide a specimen that morning, so she got her husband to ' fill' the bottle ( true story )
Georgiesmum he brought it to the hospital not a surgery!! Hahaha Anna that made me laugh, worst one I've seen is a sample in matchbox wrapped up in almost a full roll of kitchen paper :-/