You've just been elected as Prime Minister...

[Champagne]

What's the first item on your agenda?

[user66]

Put �20 more tax on each pack of 20 cigarettes and give beer away for free.Make it compulsory for attractive wealthy women to marry fat, miserable gits (like me) and decree that Aston Villa must have 100 points start, at the beginning of each football season.

Other than that, the usual - stop immigration, hang rapists and child murderers, and repeal worthless 'human rights' legislation.

[Lanson]

I like the sound of user66 - apart, perhaps, from the Aston Villa bit.
What I don't understand is how so many people object to the House of Lords - it must surely just be inverted snobbery. I'd prefer a House of Lords packed with aristocrats who take their duty seriously to a House of Lords packed with the current Prime Minister's friends. And dont let's forget who stopped Michael Howard in his mad proposals!

[RogK]

Flatten every speed hump in the country. I'd be happy to do it myself.

[kipchik]

Immigrants,,,,,,OUT!

[sense4all]

Make hairdresser appointments for Spouse !!

[cliffsdoll]

ban cars, buses and lorries, encourage the use of bikes for everyone, therfore saving hundreds of deaths every year, spend more on hospitals for things like cancer treatments and baby units, ban cigs and alcohol and spend all this money on schools and holidays for everyone and jobs for all english workers, cheaper houses and healhy lifes all round.

[mkt]

ban all politicians

[robbo82]

Scrap the monarchy.

[mightyWBA]

Bomb Wales!

[funkyrich]

To tell the truth and to be a benign servant to the people who elected me-not the other way round as it is at the moment!

[youngrusscle]

cliffdolls got the idea! specially bout the cigs! my mam is sat next to me and smoking her cigerette...(eurgh) it stinks! but i'm er going out tomorrow for a knees up...cos av got an interview on tuesday! lalalalalalalalala *dances round room, and erm falls over*

[rescuer]

fumigate number 10!

[waimarie]

This is a serious question and deserves a serious answer :

1.Treble the Old Age Pension.

2. Free beer for OAP's

3. More toilets in shopping malls for OAP's only

4. Every OAP over 71 is sent to Majorca from November through to the following March. This would save on fuel and eliminate paying them �200 a year fuel subsidy.

5. Free psychiatric help for those over 71.

[brionon]

Waimarie, I wonder if I can guess yer age !! Mmmm,

71 ?

[Champagne]

- Focus budget on NHS crisis and look for longterm solutions, including community support plans for local hospitals.

- Introduce a fast-acting 10-year plan and pass new laws on environmental protection to prevent the effects of Global Warming which will involve participation from every household in the country.

- Introduce motorway tolls throughout the UK and extend Mayor of London�s 21st Century transport system plans to UK wide.

- Harsher laws for young offenders, especially re-offenders.

- Encourage support for local farmers and traders.

- Promote economic awareness.

[*Zeus*]

Giving Toon a �1billion to win the Premiership....Mr Blair being a Toon supporter Im supprised he has not already done it