Bryan Walks In To A Pub - -

[gailforce]

- - and sees his friend Darryl slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Darryl what's wrong.
"Well," replies Darryl , "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Bryan with a laugh.
"Well," says Darryl , straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Bryan , "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Darryl , "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Bryan .
"So I get to her door," says Darryl , "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
( Darryl slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

[emeritus]

Have a look in related posts below. You have done this before

[pixie373]

Lol :-)

[pixie373]

Different poster, emeritus

[gailforce]

Sorry, he didn't tell me

[emeritus]

Oh sorry my mistake