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[cliffsdoll]

following on from alcohol threads, i have a funny story, years ago my hubby and i had been out for the night and drank quite heavily, both were well drunk, he decided to get off the bus 2 stops early to get chips and curry sauce, i did'nt want to as i was deperate for a wee, i managed to order the supper then we walked the rest of the way home complaining and crossing my legs. i must have told him 10 times, I WANT A WEE, THEN ALMOST HOME I SAYS TO HIM, I DONT NEED A WEE ANYMORE, i had just weed as i walked, good job it was dark and no one saw. anyone else done this,? be honest now.

[kazzianne]

Yes!! We had been to a nightclub bout a year ago.I needed a wee before we started the walk but insisted I would make it home.But the further we walked the more I knew I wasnt gona make it - and fatally told him this!! So what did he do? Started making noises like a dripping tap! Well that was it - I ran behind the nearest wheelie bin and whipped my jeans down,but not quite far enough - and ended up walking the rest of the way with a very wet bum and a bright red face!

[peterd]

my mate p*ssed himslef at the cash machine when he read his account balance

[cliffsdoll]

ca'nt beat that one zacsmaster, that is a classic ;0)

[Gevs1966]

I can beat that, well not me personally but a mate of mine. While this mate was living round another friend of ours place he got extremely drunk one night, got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet as he started to pee he was woken up by screaming, he had drunkenly mistaken our mate's parents room for the bathroom and had p*ssed all over his mum's face!

He moved out soon after and needless to say hasn't been back much.

[gazzawazza]

Bril story Gevs! Now it is about your mate isn't it?

A former workmate of mine would regularly sleepwalk after a night on the beer. Still living at home at the age of 25, he went for a pee during the 'wee' small hours and his dad followed him to find him peeing in the fridge!

[robbo82]

A friend of mine was on a bus after heavy drinking one night. It was a night bus so didn't do all the regular stops. My friends was desperate and kept on asking the driver to stop. He didn't, so she did it in a carrier bag and left it on the bus!

[WiccanKitten]

hehehe!
Heres my contribution to this string of amusing incidents...

About a year or so ago, my sister invited my fiance, his father and myself out to a jam session at her local pub with her boyfriends family, who we hadn't had the privelage of meeting yet.
We all got accquainted at the pub, her boyfriends parents seemed everso well-spoken and up-market (quite the opposite to her the boyfriend i might add!)

During the evening, my sister invited my fiance and i to come back and stay with her boyfriends family for the rest of the weekend. We agreed, and at the end of the evening we all piled into the back of her boyfriends dads car.
The drive back was about 40 minutes, and having had a little bit much to drink it wasn't long before i realised that if the car didn't stop, i was infact going to discrace myself!

Fortunately, they decided that we'd stop for a takeaway pizza.
Dashing into the place, i quietly asked the man serving us if i could use the toilet. "Staff use only." Came the blunt retort.
Being fairly stubborn, i decided to step outside and exact my revenge by pulling my tights down to pee in the sloping backalley to the side of the pizzaplace.
I did the business, tidied myself up, and went back to the car to wait for the rest of them.

It was at this point that the mother of my sisters boyfriend decided to walk out of the takeaway, and across the street to the cashpoint, i looked on in horror as she walked straight through what looked like a RIVER running from the alley, and puddling onto the road, leaving a trail of sodden footprints all the way to the cashpoint and back.
They all realised what had happened, and the car journey back home was awkwardly silent! Don't think i made a particularly good impression there!