Well, That's One Job Done.

[Tilly2]

Got up at 6 o'clock, walked into the semi-dark kitchen and slipped on a pile of diarrhoea. Tilly had been unwell during the night.
Went outside to fetch the mop and bucket, brought it into kitchen and, placing it in the sink, filled it with hot bleach water.
Being in a bit of a rush to get the smelly mess cleaned up, I yanked the mop bucket out of the sink and.............. half of the bottom of the bucket stayed in the sink. Like an idiot, instead of putting itback in the sink, I rushed to the door to get it outside with hot water cascading behind me.
Slippers ruined, floor well and truly washed, just sat down with a soothing cup of tea.
As I said, that's one job done.
Good start to the day, hey?

[-Talbot-]

Well, That's One Job Done.


Surely that should be

'Well, That's Two Jobs Done'

?