Dead Or Alive

[gness]

I was listening to an interview with a lovely 108 year old man......many years ago he had had a bad accident and was declared dead.

As he was being wheeled to the mortuary a porter noticed a slight movement ....he was in fact alive....I have a lot of faith in hospital porters.....

I have emailed my children and told them that when I am declared dead they are to make sure by playing....Hey Flippin' Jude....at full blast.....if I'm not really dead I will scream.....☺

[Hopkirk]

I'm with you on that Gness, I can't bear the song.

[Tilly2]

I have a registered donor card. That's my insurance for being actually dead.

[Jackdaw33]

All the porters I have encountered have been extremely jolly and kind, with the ability to lift one's spirits.

[Daffy6543]

I had a porter once who had tourettes syndrome, He transported me down to the x-ray dept many times during my 9 day stay and a few times I nearly injured myself trying not to laugh as he shouted b' std, w 'n'er and sp 'nk as he wheeled me along.

[naomi24]

Good call! I'd be dancing. :o)

[tonyav]

Not a ghost of a chance, gness.
It aint one of the Beatles best is it.

[sandyRoe]

Now if it was, Give peace a chance, you couldn't stop yourself swaying from side to side.

[RATTER15]

Carakeel was declared dead when an operation went bad. she was seen moving on the stretcher a while later.

[naomi24]

Oh my, Ratter. That's scary!

[marval]

I think "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees, might be good. If I am alive, I might start singing along.

[tonyav]

WOW RATTER, very scarey.

[tonyav]

Resurrection shuffle for me.

[gness]

Scary indeed, Ratter....x

[Mamyalynne]

What a fright Ratter, bless Cara.

Nearest I had was being aware of a nurse on the phone calling for help "I've got a lady here with no pulse" - I found my voice very quickly.