Our Mysterious Loft

[mrs_overall]

We have lived in Overall Towers for a few years now and as I am terrified of heights AND ladders, I have never been in the loft. Mr O has kept muttering about the amount of stuff up there and today he dragged a box of his own (ornaments his mother gave him over the years which were too hideous for words) and a bin bag of mine down for sorting out.
When I opened the bin bag the first thing I spotted was a handbag I bought for a wedding (it was one of those "ah, that's where it got to" moments). The rest of the bin bag was filled with (6) brand new handbags that I have no recollection of buying and could swear I have never seen before. Two of them are in colours I would never normally wear.
Any suggestions regarding this mystery?

[Psybbo]

Is there anything in said handbags?

[mrs_overall]

psybbs, only white tissue paper as packing.....they are all brand new with their tags on

[Psybbo]

Must have been a somnambulant shop lifter?

[Tuvok]

Ebay here you come

[Mags22]

You couldn't have put them there if,like me,you can't get up there, maybe you have a loft fairy! I have an airing cupboard one, took OHs trackie bottoms and now my new ones.they aren't with your bags are they?

[clyde59]

the lofts a good hiding place for things you thought were good at the time (:)

[aelmpvw]

///as I am terrified of heights///
that's unfortunate, according to gness you're pushing 7 feet tall ...

[ummmm]

I'm scared of heights and ladders. I was stuck in the loft for ages once. I've never been up there since. I send the children up :-)

[tamborine]

My 60s Apple (Beatles Marylebone boutique) fashions are in my loft. Time I flogged them methinks?

[Quoi]

If you hadn't looked they wouldn't be there. You have now affected the entire universe.

[venator]

Mr O's April Fools joke, perhaps. He'd know you wouldn't fall for it on the 1st?

[1ozzy]

What a great find Mrs O.
Whack a brick in each and take one with you the next time you drive.
It might shorten your next confrontation in a one way street ;-)

[lady-janine]

LOL ozz.

[aelmpvw]

mrs_o's run out of spare bricks, unless she takes one out of a marigold

[Fusion5]

I feel an EBay moment coming on Mrs. O. lol lol

Perhaps you were storing them for H.M the Queen. She has been known to have a penchant for handbags. lol lol

[venator]

I have reported your problem to PC Andy Hughes. He knows your record very well....

[askyourgran]

What would the Whitby plod think of a binbag full of handbags with their labels still attached!! Your secret is safe with us mrs overtaken. We won't tell a soul!