chatting up

[mousey9t]

whats the best chat up line you have used or heard? has it worked or was you totally blown out?

[girlygirl]

I'll beat Zeus to this one.........

"How you doin?"

[maximo]

I once walked up to a guy ( I was very drunk, admittedly..) and told him he "looked like my ex boyfriend, but in a good way". He said that was the best chat up line he'd ever heard ! lol That wasn't even meant to be one, actually...

[Dan Glebitts]

'If I were a fly, Id be all over you 'cos your the sh*t'
oh and this one too...
(see a girl across room,at a bar or something, beckon her with finger. When she comes over to you say) 'I made you come with a finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand.'

Shocking I know..

The best chat up line would be ' Can I talk to you for a while?' Works 95% o' the time.

[gill3891]

Guy - You have spanner eyes!

Girl - How come?

Guy - Coz everytime you look at me, my nuts tighten!

HOW LAME!!!!

[gill3891]

Oh and it didn't work!

[pedderwo]

Met my wife when I said, quick give me your number before you boyfriend gets back.

My brother used to say, all the time, with outstanding success. "God you're sexy, give us a kiss".

[rosieo]

I was once asked "I've forgotten where I live. Can I come home with you?" My reply "Errr, NO."

I like Dan's "Can I talk to you for a while?" Straight to the point and definitely very sweet.x

[rugeleyboy]

dan!!!!!

you cant be 17, your so wise!!

not only do you listen to classical music,love to cook a sunday roast but you come out with great chat up lines!!

i was never that wise when i was 17!!!

[*Zeus*]

How u doin

[rosieo]

I don't think he's really 17! I reckon he's about 30.x

[hammerman]

Get your coat girl...you've pulled !!!

[Dan Glebitts]

God you gys make me smile...no, make me laugh my ass off. Your comliments are highly appreciated (Im used to 'em though) Bless you all.

By the way, rugeleyboy, Im now branching out with my musical tree and have been listening to alot of jazz fusion recently, but still keeping to my original rock and classical roots. Cheers to the lot of ya' and for the record...I am 17 :-P