How To Use A Washing Machine.

[10ClarionSt]

Mrs Clarion has had another go at me about this, so, just to show her how wrong she is, here is how you do it.
1. Open machine door.
2. Throw in the washing.
3. Back heel the door shut.
4. Select the type of wash on the dial, i.e. coloured, dark, white, synthetics etc.
5. Open drawer for cleansing materials.
6. Pour in as much Turps as you think necessary.
7. Pull switch to fill and start.
Simples!!!
Did you spot my mistake? Yep. I should have posted this in How It Works.

[pusskin]

LOl, Turps?

[scorpiojo]

Have you dyed everything pink?

[bookbinder]

Turps? Does your laundry have a lot of face paint on it?

[bookbinder]

Well, they would be - erm - aromatic, and you might find that some of your friends began to avoid you.

[seekeerz]

I've always found that when in doubt or that you've tried everything else ......
Read the Manual !! Have fun :))

[Peter Pedant]

I dont think there is a mistake
I think it reads OK

perhaps a tad too conciliatory to Mrs C

[Hopkirk]

Yes, the mistake is push the switch to start, not pull.

Apart from that it is perfect.

[-Talbot-]

I haven't seen our washer since I plumbed it in.

[tonyav]

Turps !, leave it out. Everybody knows that it's White spirit.

[Psybbo]

10ClarionSt, well done, you will never be asked to deal with the laundry again

[tonyav]

I'll have to teach him how to do the ironing, Psybbo.

[Psybbo]

Tony, you are having a laugh! x

[ummmm]

It's easy when you know how.

[Hopkirk]

Here's how to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqBSI8ZBzQ

[tonyav]

Psybbo
Tony, you are having a laugh! x


I did it once Psybbo, not long after getting wed. I haven't had to do it since, she banned me !.

[tamborine]

6. squirt of washing liquid....no pipe corrosion or gunged up feeders