Advice - Do Not Cut Chillis Up

[DTCwordfan]

for dinner, not wash the hands after chopping them up and ten minutes later go to the loo.....my whatsit now feels if it is on fire!

Any remedies?

Any similar stories?

[shoota]

The message is clear - shop at Tesco and touch you c@ck with impunity....

[Barmaid]

Mr BM once made this mistake. Unfortunately I was unable to assist as, having seen him sitting on the bidet dangling his bits in cold water with tears in his eyes, I nearly wet myself laughing.

[wolf63]

BM, I was sure that I had heard a similar story before. Silly boy!

[Psybbo]

Excuse me DTC, Barmaid, how are you and ASBO? Have you moved yet? Best wishes, sibs xx

[Dee Sa]

had a friend who after lunchtime bevies at his local went home and accidently caught his "whatsit" in his trouser zip, it hurt so much he sat in the armchair to recover & promptly fell asleep In walks his mum and two friends..... his mum would not speak to him for a week !