Donation

[magicmick]

Today a man knocked on my door
asking for a donation towards
the local swimming pool

So I gave him a glass of water.

[marval]

Did that float his boat?

[scorpiojo]

Armband from my local pool :(

[marval]

To the breast of my knowledge you could crawl back.

[baza]

Did you pee in it first?

[magicmick]

It must have upset him,

he went of the deep end.

[scorpiojo]

I'll just lilo for a while

[magicmick]

Oh baza you are awful, just when we were
going to great lengths

[Canary42]

Age Concern called here asking for a donation to their old people collection, so I gave them the mother-in-law.

[stocksman]

Only a Glassful? I gave him a bucketful, he told me he wasn't impressed by your donation.