Wet Money
At an amusement park, people were standing in line
at the food counter. The first guy in line gave his
order, then reached in his pocket for the money to
pay the cashier. The cashier noticed the money he
gave her was wet and she made a face.
"Oh, I was just on a water ride" the man said.
The cashier laughed and took the next order.
The next guy in line reached in his pocket and
gave her the money. Again it was soaking wet.
"I just got off the water ride", he told her.
She nodded and took the next order.
The guy reached in his pocket and gave her another
handful of soaking wet bills.
"Just get off the water ride?" the cashier asked.
"No." the man said puzzled, "But I was just on the
scariest roller coaster ever!"