Disgusting Behaviour!

[Zacs-Master]

Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness today.
A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked
him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police
turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but
the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started
hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted
'Thats the way to do it'!!

[Canary42]

It does say a lot about our soceity that lots of people (including me) initially believed this was the description of a live incident - I got as far as the crocodile before I twigged LOL.

[Baldric]

'tis sometimes not good to have a long memory!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1259483.html

[Sir Alec]

We had a caravan on the site opposite Butlins in Skegness. The road was always busy and it was hard to cross. My family decided to 'run for it', but my Mum pulled me so hard, I slipped and ended up in the road with one leg out in front of me, a cars wheels only a few inches from my foot.
The story got around and there were calls from the locals to get a subway built.
Sorry Mushroom!
If it's any compensation, I got a really hard smack on the legs from my Mum. Still don't know why it was my fault!

[chaptazbru2]

This has just made me laugh out loud !

[marval]

That fooled me.

[Grandma_Yiddo]

That is great,really made me smile.

[paddywak]

Definately a golden oldie Zac.

[maggiebee]

Nice one Zacs - and here I was thinking but I like Skegness - until the punchline!

[TWR]

Good 1 Zac. lol