Golf Club Membership

[10ClarionSt]

When Usain Bolt applied to join a golf club, the secretary said they were full, but there was another club 10 minutes down the road. Usain Bolt said, do you know who I am? I'm the 100 metres Olympic Champion. The secretary said, oh, in that case, it's 5 minutes down the road.

[weecalf]

If he was not feeling under par he could do it in 3

[DTCwordfan]

there's always a few hurdles to clear..perhaps the secretary could relay him the necessary info.

[weecalf]

So he has a fairway to go to get admitted

[tonyav]

Thats club secretaries for you, always passing the batten.

[weecalf]

Or caddie

[marval]

I bet he was teed off.

[Georgiesmum]

I guess he then did a bunk!

[jim360]

This doesn't work for me because as a sprinter Usain Bolt is built for explosive power rather than the endurance running needed for a five- to ten-minute run. So I expect it would take him a similar amount of time to most people. Maybe Mo Farah instead? #missingthepoint

[magicmick]

He would have to go a fairway to join this club, just thought I would chip in.