A Bit Of Fun.

[Caran]

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.
Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

[marval]

I love this, thank you Caran.

[gness]

I don't believe for one minute Mr Caran is off in the MG.....I think he has to go somewhere quiet for rest and therapy........ ;-)

Mad as a hatter woman!

[Psybbo]

Brilliant, thank you Caran, you've given me an idea!

[gness]

If your idea is the same as mine, Psyb.....I've done it......had a lot of fun today.....thanks Caran....x

[Psybbo]

Trouble is Gness, do I try it on daughter or mother?

[Sammy48]

Make sure you use protection Caran.

Dirty minds, I mean the parachute lol lol

[gness]

Why not both, Psyb.....I sent the story to lots of friends.....most thought the daughter had lost her wits telling me to do more and that I HAD tricked her.....

Sammy....behave now!

[Baldric]

Sibs, isn't it our duty as Parents to wind our Kids up?
;o)