Donald Duck

[DTCwordfan]

Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald says, "No." Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom, they can't have sex, and suggests to Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.

Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms. The clerk says, "Yes, we do!" and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald, then asks him, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

Donald exclaims, "Hell no - what do you think I am, some sort of pervert?"

[marval]

lol

[Kimdottir]

:-)

[chrissa1]

Hee hee.

[tamborine]

Quackers, lol

[DaisyNonna]

Eeek!

[excelsior-1]

mickey and minnie mouse were getting divorced - and as they stood before the magistrate, he said to mickey "mr mouse, i have read your statement, and i cannot grant you a divorce just because your wife possesses buck teeth"

mickey responds "your honour, if you read my statement properly you will see that what i said was - she is *** goofy!"

[cupid04]

That quacked me up!