Caption Time - Dewsbury Ice-Cream...

[DTCwordfan]

Captions please:

http://i60.tinypic.com/5lyr8m.jpg

To open, "Mrs Cameron, can I have an Alaskan Bombe please?"

[Baldric]

Status Quo's Francis really doesn't want to recognised when helping his Dad with the Family Business!

[MrMartell]

" i'll have a koran-etto please"

[Baldric]

"Whatever you want"

[grasscarp]

Dont worry about him sonny. He is my family member chaperone.

[SlackAlice]

Hi Michelle Obama, do you want a 'flake' with that?

[vulcan42]

I S's they're lovely!!

[Baldric]

Try a Rossi Bombe for a truly explosive sensation!

[DTCwordfan]

well done, folk, there's some super ones already....

[tonyav]

Arrrgggggg mom mom come quick, Darth Vader is trying to give me a rocket.

[grasscarp]

Brilliant Vulcan.

[Tilly2]

That aberrant apostrophe is just so.....aberrant!

Ice's!

[Svejk]

'Could I have one Funny Face'
'One what?'

[1ozzy]

"Shi' 'ite Lady". How much?

[1ozzy]

Sunni days are best for business.

[grasscarp]

Developing Vulcan's offering,
"Dewsbury's Answer for Women who want to serve ISIS"

[steg]

Rachel Dolezal new job

[aelmpvw]

i'm only wearing this so i don't eat into my profits

[saintpeter48]

'Can I have a cornet please'?, 'Hundreds and thousands'?, 'No, just the one'!!