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I Make No Apology For The Next Joke, Given That My Dad Was Irish !

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mikey4444 | 10:59 Wed 17th Jun 2015 | Jokes
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A customer asked a sales assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords .... .... "
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aelmpvw...someone sent this to me last night and I am still giggling !
That's the wurst joke I've ever seen on here.
Conchita Wurst?
Love it !
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Margo...nothing could be worst than Conchita Wurst !

Is that not Racial Stereotyping?

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