Could Someone Be Too Fat, Or Too Old, For Prison?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3124927/A-30-stone-motorist-killed-jogger-ran-red-light-begs-judge-not-jail-claiming-fat-prison.html

[Baldric]

How many letters Sandy?

[sandyRoe]

I'll have to have a word with one of the AB gnomes. Maybe they could rename Chatterbank Natterbank so it would be moved away from its place beside Crosswords. ☺

[Old_Geezer]

It was a jogger not a postman.

[Retrochic]

'Jail bait'?

[Baldric]

Who knows, a bit of Jail Time might just assist her in her efforts to lose weight, could take a while though!

[SlackAlice]

Weird excuse! You do the crime, you do the time. Absolutely no excuse.

[mccfluff]

will she fit in the cell?

[SlackAlice]

^^^
Well, it wouldn't need any padding would it?

[EcclesCake]

I'm pretty sure her cell mate we happily let her have the bottom bunk.

[B00]

hahaha Eccles, great answer!

[mccfluff]

imagine being trapped in a cell with her on a hot day....

[Dee Sa]

I'm with Baldric on this one, be cruel to be kind, plenty of time to exercise in the gym in the pokey.

[jennyjoan]

well we got Rolf in.

[joggerjayne]

Anyone who kills a jogger should get a longer sentence.

[maggiebee]

I feel that if she is sentenced to a term in prison then her weight shouldn't come into it.

[aelmpvw]

how did she manage to get in a ford kuga?

[dieseldick]

Her barrister Ian Bridge said 'morbidly obese' Jenns hoped to get a gastric band and would not be able to cope with life behind bars.

few years hard time will do her mind and body the world of good, she may just be thankfull to the judge for giving her another chance at life.

[Svejk]

As Wallis Simpson said, 'You can never be too fat or too old'.
(or was it Homer)

[Dee Sa]

I think Wallis Simpson [ who in their right mind would call a girl child Wallis ?] said "you can never be too rich or too thin ", so that leaves out of the equation !