We used to have these quite often in the "Good Old Days". Anything going to develop tonight, then? I have for rent, at reasonable costs, tin helmets, pea-shooters, portions of Anderson shelters, A-negative blood, catapults with ten rounds of roly-poly puddings each, bunches of sour grapes, various sized camouflage suits, and an inflatable model of Hadrian's wall. To order, please form an orderly line and wait your bloody turn...So there!