Funny you should say that, Jake. I had this dream the other night in which we had all arrived together in the afterlife and were about to be presented to God.
The angel choir reached its climax, the trumpets sounded, the curtains opened to reveal...
..Zeus!
He cast a beady eye on me, glowered and said "Aha! You didn't believe in me, did you?"
"No," I replied, "but then you gave me no reason to, did you? But at least I treated you fellows all the same: I didn't believe in any of the others either."
He pondered on this and said he'd think about it.
Then he turned to Theland, Octavius, USALady, everton123, Clanad and the like and was absolutely beside himself with rage!
"Whereas you lot," he thundered, trying to imitate Thor, "worshipped some johnny-come-lately god that the Jews invented only three thousand years ago! How dare you!".
I am tolerated for my fairness and given a modest bungalow on the edge of heaven. The rest are sent to burn for ever for their blasphemy.