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john1066 | 08:25 Sun 28th Jun 2015 | ChatterBank
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because the pervert stuck inside it nipped over for a paper.
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Ok...I'll tell you next Sunday..No I won't, I'll tell you now...Stand by and hold on to your seats.The answer is."To see Gregory Peck"......Boom--Boom...xxx
Or if Douglas was right....to see Gregory's ***.
You can't say peck er?
Oh dear, I wish i hadnt waited with baited breath for the answer now!
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If it were a One-eyed Chicken, it would have been to get to the Bird's Eye Shop.

If it had stopped on the central reservation it would have been a Rhode Island Chicken.

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why did the chewing gum cross the room ............ because it was stuck to the chickens foot!! :)
should've read 'cross the road' ......
So far, I think Jordy qualifies for 'Best Answer'.

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The duck was about to cross the road when the chicken shouted, "dont do it, its never worth all the hassle"
....to change a light bulb?
Why did the Duck cross a very busy road. To show it wasn't Chicken.

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"for ducks sake" !!

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