It's My Lucky Week.

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OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Mr. James B. Comey
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET


ATTENTION: Beneficiary,

We the Federal Bureau of investigation (FBI) through our intelligence monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously for was legal. Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via United Bank of Africa Nigeria. So, we the Federal Bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network noting you that your transaction with the UNITED Bank of Nigeria is legal.

You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund $4.7 (four million seven hundred thousand united state dollars) Because of so much scam going on internet. We the Federal Bureau of investigation decided to contact the NORTHEHILLS COURIER DELIVERY SERVICE in Lagos, Nigeria for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Zenith Bank and they have loaded your $4.7 (four million seven hundred thousand united state dollars) in ATM MASTER CARD and submit to the NORTHEHILLS COURIER DELIVERY SERVICE for immediate delivery to your doorstep. You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.

Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
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Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)
Mailing $200.00 00.00
Insurance $150.00 00.00
Vat $100.00 00.00
TOTAL $450.00
$450(Four Hundred and fifty US Dollars Only).

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Special Express (2 Days)

Mailing $180.00 00.00
Insurance $70.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $380.00 00.00
$380(Three Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only).

.............................. .............................. ................
Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $100.00 00.00
Insurance$150.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $50.00 00.00
TOTAL $300.00 00.00
$300(Three Hundred US Dollars Only).

.............................. .............................. ........

You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly 24 hours after the receipt of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back so take note. We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/Office address and postal address are certified Ok.

DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:
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Receiver's Name: .......
Address: ................
Tel/: ...................
Delivery Information/ Parcel Description
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Delivery Terms: International Delivery
Condition of Delivery: Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: MI 49866-2110
Color of Parcel: ...Brown.
Total Weight: 3.2 kg
Total Net Weight: 1.7 kg

We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package; you can as well get in touch with the NORTHEHILLS COURIER DELIVERY SERVICE assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep. Below is the delivery company's contact information:

Companies Name: NORTHEHILLS COURIER DELIVERY SERVICE .
Directors Name: Mr shawn lucas
Email:[email protected]

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message.
Best Regards,
Mr. James B. Comey.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

[Baldric]

Your cup doth appear to runneth over!

[Svejk]

Lucky devil. ;)

[MallyJ]

They really should spend some time practicing their English over there in the US..... they do let themselves down........

[TheChair]

"Total Weight: 3.2 kg
Total Net Weight: 1.7 kg "

That's seriously heavy for an ATM card!

[Peter Pedant]

when the scam of the day came up earlier -
I wondered what had happened to the Nigerian 419 scam,

and here comes a mighty specimen thro the door !

[fiction-factory]

I thought the VAT charges were a bit excessive here (eg:
Special Express (2 Days)

Mailing $180.00 00.00
Insurance $70.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $380.00 00.00
$380(Three Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only).

It doesn't add up either

[Bathsheba]

I had this a while ago...... "J Edgar Hoover Building" is my favourite bit ;)

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