Here we go (well, when the rain stops). How are England going to do against the best in the World? I'll go for 2-2 series draw, Aussies to hold onto the smallest trophy in sport.
5-0 with 4 thumping innings victories for England (and the fifth a win by ten wickets), Cook scoring ten successive centuries along the way. You heard it here first.
OK, so I suppose the ten successive centuries is impossible with innings victories, but we'll just be so good that we achieve the literally impossible.