Who was this woman in Waitrose, Surbiton?

[Backdrifter]

Thur 13th July, about 6pm, utterly beautiful and completely perfect: short cropped red hair, black-rimmed specs, flowery summer dress, bare legs, gorgeous creamy slightly freckled complexion, slight overbite, and as she stood contemplating the dairy produce she meditatively bit her lip and stood with her feet slightly pointing in towards each other. I'M IN LOVE!

If it's you, or you know her, post here and let me know, will you? Thanks - much appreciated.

[MAD BUTCHER]

That was my Wife. She was in Waitrose getting things for a special meal to celebrate my release from Broadmoor.

[Craig007]

" she meditatively bit her lip and stood with her feet slightly pointing in towards each other. "

Sounds like she had wet herself to me!

Supermarkets are great for spotting totty tho aint they! :o)

[Pippa68]

Awwww backdrifter ~ you have found your titian woman with the minor imperfections at last!

Sorry I live so far away from Surbiton...if I were you I would be going into that supermarket every day. Try hanging about the fruit & veg section ~ I hear that is where you hang out in order to pull the birdies :o)

[Backdrifter]

Oh, I'll be looking out for her, mark my words. If I'd dreamt a woman up, this would have been her. Perhaps I did - maybe she wasn't really there at all.

Yes I've heard that about the produce section - very sensual, supposedly, with everyone prodding, squeezing and sniffing the fruit.

[missing~link]

Sounds just like Janet Street-Porter, sorry no it doesn't she could not possibly be described as utterly beautiful and perfect! lol

Not even sure she lives in Surbiton!

[Backdrifter]

I did say SLIGHT overbite, not "teeth at right-angles to mouth". Believe me, this was no JSP.

By the way, after leaving the shop I suddenly noticed her at the bus stop, about to board (I think) a 281 going up St Marks Hill. That's going my way, but I decided not to board, and walked instead. Had I boarded, I reckon I might've crossed a line into stalking territory.

(By the way, Craig, your comment made me laugh out loud. There I was thinking I was giving this lovely lyrical description, while you're thinking: well, she's obviously wet herself).

[Chappers]

Oh man! You HAVE to find her again! And next time, don't be such a pu*sy about it! Here's a link to another post about men asking women out on the streets:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion260236.html

What were you thinking, letting her get away like that?

[zaskar]

red hair... freckled complexion... overbite... sounds like a character from The Simpsons to me...

[Pippa68]

Just chant to yourself ''she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine''

Just make sure it's in the privacy of your own home & not on the no.281 bus!

[Champagne]

I'm in stitches here!! Hahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!

Backdrifter is in love with a cartoon version of Janet Street Porter with a bladder problem! hahahaha! Why didn't you follow her home? That's what I would've done.

By the way, if you ever see a blonde loitering around the cucumber section, that's me.

[Pippa68]

...and I will be by the butternut squashes ;o)

[rogerr]

Sorry to burst the bubble, but it sounds like grandad has got out again. We took the blond wig away, but he must have pinched granny's red one. The overbite and the pointed toes gave it away and yes he probably was having a pee!--it's his prostate problem!!

[turkey154]

I HATE it when this happens!!

I fell in love with someone whilst walking through the park the other day to meet my friend..I looked up and there was this gorgeous person, looked like the lead singer from Razorlight...ahhhh my dream man.

everything went in slow mo i swear! i came past me and said the greatest thing in the greatest voice ever....

' hey, do you have the time?' ahhhh then he *smiled* and said ' thankyou' and walked away. He did keep turning round to look at me.

I wasnt gawking i swear! tut...i let him slip right through my fingers...damn!

hope you find her!

[LRob]

Eh-eh-EEEEHHHHHHHHH! Are you sure it wasn't Anne from Little Britain?

[Backdrifter]

Ah, turkey... this has only happened to me once or twice before, I remember an occasion about 12 years ago in a video rental shop on St Mark's Hill in Surbiton - don't bother looking for it, it's not there any more* (it became a Chinese herbalists) - I was browsing and noticed this gorgeous brunette, short hair (see a theme here?), lovely blue eyes... we exchanged a look, smiled, and she then became Norman Wisdom and started bumbling about, knocking things over, handing the wrong paperwork to the bloke at the counter (she was trying to sign up) and jamming a 50p piece into the wrong slot in a charity box that had a separate slot for 50ps and causing the bloke to go grim and red-faced as he tried to prise it out with pliers. All this just made her infinitely more desirable! (I love klutzy, awkward girls). But it was a real 'moment'.

*film reference

[Backdrifter]

I saw her again on Friday 21st, about 6pm - she got on the 281 bus I was already on (she got on at Brook Street, Kingston, just past the old post office). She sat in the same way she stood in the supermarket (see above), with her feet slightly turned in towards each other - very slightly. That's SO cute! (Well, I thought it was until Craig007 said it sounded like she'd wet herself).

She was still on when I got off the bus at Ewell Road in Surbiton. So she probably lives in Tolworth.

I bet she's slightly awkward and clumsy too. Awwww! She was looking a bit hot and bothered in this warm weather, slightly flushed. All making her even more adorable-looking.

[filthiestfis]

what happened Backdrifter...did you get the girl in the end?

[Backdrifter]

Haven't seen her since then.

Still think about her from time to time.

[Backdrifter]

How pathetically censorious - someone's removed Craig007's joking remark about it sounding like she'd wet herself.

I mean... come on!

Haven't seen her for ages, by the way.

[Backdrifter]

Sigh... I wonder whatever became of her.