Cross-Channel Traffic
A German lorry driver in a pub in Newcastle is sounding off about how lazy the British are, says he drives his load from Berlin, goes through Holland, Belgium, up to Newcastle and back to Berlin in two days.
This old Geordie man mutters, "Way Ay man ... I used to pick up my load in Newcastle drop it off in Berlin and be back in Newcastle the same day."
The German trucker snorted and said, "Oh Yeah, what rig were you driving?"
The old chap replied, "A Lancaster Bomber."