Top Tip

[-Talbot-]

Don't inject your plonker with viagra.


http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/22/swingers-penis-nearly-explodes-after-he-injects-it-with-viagra-5355441/

[Bathsheba]

lmao @ s-d :D

x x

[Prudie]

We need more books/films:
Great Expectations
Hard Times
The magnificent seven inches
???

[Sqad]

Snow white and the Seven Pervs.

[-Talbot-]

Womb Raider

[Mamyalynne]

The Neverending Horny.

[-Talbot-]

Throbbing wood

[Sqad]

HORNblower.

[Mamyalynne]

Honey, I blew up the **** - make your own last word up;-)

[Mamyalynne]

A Good Day to Die Hard.

[Bathsheba]

nice one Mamya ^ ^ ^ ;) x x

[sunny-dave]

Back in my punk days I used to wear this badge on my leather jacket ...

https://bobsegarini.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/stiff.jpg

[ caution - contains naughty word ]

[Lie-in King]

By Jove, what a lovely day for poking a large cucumber through someone's letter box & shouting "The Incredible Hulk's arrived!"

♫ I thank the Lord I've been blessed with more than my share of a penis ♫

[Mamyalynne]

Splutter!! - You been playing your Doddy CD collection again?

[Lie-in King]

Lol! :-))

[Mags22]

LOL- what a plonker, in more ways than one!

[Mags22]

P.S. glad to see someone has given us a giggle and food for thought on CB, everythings been a bit staid lately

[whiskeryron]

//Problem is that if you inject too much, your erection may last for more than 2 hours and that may lead to clotting of the blood in the penis. If the blood is not removed, then gangrene may set in. // So before leaving the bedroom always check the floor area to make sure it hasn't gone black & dropped off.