What Does Your Sign Say?

[marval]

Hassan and Habib are beggars.

They beg in different areas of London .

Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'

Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'

Hassan shows Habib his sign.

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'

[Jackdaw33]

Nice one!

[Arksided]

Like it.

[-SharonA-]

You have good jokes Marval! Love this one

[Shaglene]

When I first heard this one, it was 1d to move back. Inflation!!!