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A Gay Has A Tattoo................
A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks.
On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.
He asked the tattooist, 'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my a*se?' So it was done.
On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.
'Oh, good Lord!' the man exclaims, 'I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?' So it was done.
On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well come on then, drop your trousers and give us a look.'
So he quickly drops his pants and bares his a*se.
His boyfriend gasps and replies, "I think our relationship is over..! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."
On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.
He asked the tattooist, 'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my a*se?' So it was done.
On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.
'Oh, good Lord!' the man exclaims, 'I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?' So it was done.
On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well come on then, drop your trousers and give us a look.'
So he quickly drops his pants and bares his a*se.
His boyfriend gasps and replies, "I think our relationship is over..! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."
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