I Always Suspected That There Was Money Somewhere In The Family.

[sandyRoe]

Please do accept my apologies I do not wish to invade into your privacy, I had written an earlier mail to you but without response,In my first mail I mentioned to you about my late client Mr.Victor Wroe, who bears the same surname with you,Since his death I have received several letters from his Bank where he made a deposit of $5.4 Million before his death, the bank has asked me to provide his next of kin or any of his relatives who can make claim to his funds or it will be confiscated by the bank as i could not locate any of his relative hence i contacted you for this claim since you have the same surname with him.

Upon your response I will give you the details and procedures of the transaction,waiting for your reply.Please reply to ( [email protected] )

I won't be answering this as I know that money, whatever else it may buy, can't buy happiness. Am I right?

[Svejk]

Some guys get all the luck.

[sandyRoe]

Besides, they haven't even got the Surname right.

[Svejk]

It wouldn't be a common surname in Nigeria, sandy.

[wolf63]

Money won't buy you happiness - but you could give it to me and I would be happy.

[aelmpvw]

to think that you've missed out on a fortune just because a distant relative decided to drop the w from your surname

[douglas9401]

Reply, Sandy, or you'll wrue the day.

[anneasquith]

just remember sandy, you have always been my favourite aber :) x

[Bazile]

''....or it will be confiscated by the bank....''

Weren't you convinced by that then ?

[jno]

I'm sure it would bring Mr Dossakwamiii happiness.

[Bazile]

Actually what gave it away for you was this $5.4 million dollars , wasn't it .

If it had said 150k , i'm sure you would have been convinced - yeah ?

[HansUrbancka]

The chap who Emailed you was using a Voice Activated Communications Compiler. Hence the reason for the error regarding your surname.

If you believe what I have said above, you are certain to believe the Email to be fully truthful.

Hans.☺☺☺

[andy-hughes]

Come on Sandy - where's your sense of adventure!!

[sandyRoe]

Hans, I have little doubt that it's a true bill. No matter the sum I don't want it. I've found a modus vivendi, frugal diet, mortification of the flesh with hair shirts, and prayer, which suits me very well. Money would only bring me problems.

[HansUrbancka]

I think you already have a penis. So I'll say no more. !!

Hans.