Chav Volume - Genuine Question!

[flip-flop]

Why do chavs have no comprehension of volume? Why, when they talk, do they insist on doing so so very loudly?

[electricblue]

They're probably proud of the words they learn each day and think we all want to hear them,as for the volume,those ear-rings and caps probably affect the hearing making them unable to understand each other???

[andy-hughes]

It's attention-seeking behaviour. A lot of deprived families completely ignore their children as they are growing up, so the child learns that the only way to gain attention - usually hostile - is by making noise, verbal or physical. As teenagers, they feel a bond with similarly disaffected youngsters, who group together to make noise and draw attention to themselves.

This is all sub-concious, if you asked the average chav why they were so noisy, they wouldn't understand what you were talking about - assuming they could hear you, and had enough courtesy to frame a reply in the first place.

[4getmenot]

Not all of them do. Lotto Lout needed subtitles.

[wilsonator]

andy-hughes is correct.

You can witness this type of behaviour first hand in gangs of chavs who will talk loudly and will actually take glances at the surrounding 'normal' crowd to see the effect of what they are saying.

If a stare or downward glance is acknowledged by the chavs then appropriate abuse or threatening behaviour will ensue.

*****!

[Champagne]

Flip-flop, are you being Chavist????!!!!

What about people who aren't Chavs but are still loud? Or are we resorting back to medieval rules of philosophy: "All Chavs are loud. He is loud, therefore he is a Chav."

I believe that Chavs are grossly misunderstood individuals. Maybe you need to spend more time with them to find out.

;o)

[flip-flop]

Champers - was your tongue firmly wedged in the side of your cheek perchance?

[wilsonator]

Champagne: Are you being a sexist anti-chavist?

Assuming that most chavs are boys and therefore assuming that there are no chav girls?

Touche'

[Champagne]

Actually wils, I'm a feminist Chav. :ob

NOW SHAAAAT UP!!!

[wilsonator]

Bovvered!

[BlueHeaven]

Actually, the correct way to pronounce 'shut up' in Chav-ese is "Shaaaap!" ;o)

One of the Lotto Lout's homes is in my town and he is fairly quiet, but his mates are a bunch of very loud-mouthed, violent, destructive, ignorant ***** who make my skin crawl.