A Bit Of Fun!

[Caran]

Bill, an old retired sailor, puts on his wrinkled uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely young prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Bill, ya old sailor, y’re doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that
supposed to mean?


She says, 'Y're knot hard, y're knot in, and
y're knot getting your money back.'

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Arksided]

Very good.

[Svejk]

She shouldn't have strung him along.

[trt]

Very good. ........

[Bbbananas]

Love it.
I will tell that one to my very own sailor when he gets back from his travels ;-)

[Mags22]

Lol! Great one Caran

[Baldric]

Good one, LOL!

[Sammy48]

Hee Hee.