Aw Mallyh, I feel for you.
Last year I went base over apex over my lawnmower.
Shattered my ankle, 2 screws, 7 pins, a plate and 3 days in hospital. I'm getting better now.
Guess who left the lawnmower sitting in the dark?
Me!!
Errr, yep,,,I'll admit,,,I'd had a few brews.