Lunch Date...........

[Shaglene]

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed
where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they
would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and
service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they could dine in peace and quiet
and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because they had never been there before…

[murraymints]

lol

[frugalfred]

What was that joke about a lunch date, Shaglene?

[bookbinder]

Yes, I remember that I had a hunch, once, or was it a lunch? More likely to have been a punch. Yes, it was in Oxbridge, or somewhere like that. It'll come to me.