This Car Ban Excuse Beats The Lot...

[trt]

Who is supposed to believe this, does his lawyer think the courts are for Jesters?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3264633/Carlton-Cole-not-deal-court-letters-poor-education-says-barrister-following-two-year-driving-ban.html

[Baldric]

///'When he finds out in the press that he has to appear in court he contacted a solicitor///

Seemed to have understood that bit ok.
Just take away his Licence as he obviously can't understand Road signs etc!

[trt]

## Seemed to have understood that bit ok.
Just take away his Licence as he obviously can't understand Road signs etc! ##

I wonder how he passed his test Baldric?

[Baldric]

Yeh, so do I!

[tamborine]

Best I heard when a drink driver lost his licence; his plea was "I cant afford a chauffeur"

[mikey4444]

I agree trt....pretty poor attempt to evade conviction.

But it appears that the system got him in the end....a 2 years ban must be tough for a footballer, as posh cars seem to be de rigueur these days.

What a silly billy, as one of recently deceased politicians would have said !

[Bazile]

Wasn't there a 'celebrated ' lawyer who specialised in preventing famous people from getting driving bans ?

Has he retired or something ?

[TWR]

I wonder if he can understand his wage package?

[mikey4444]

TWR...I guess he just looks at all the zeros !

[TWR]

He would soon tell them Mikey.