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I might be banned from my local (cinema, not pub).

I've just remembered the last time Lil & I went to my local cinema. 2 days before my granddaughter (did I happen to mention she was beautiful??!!) was born. We'd had a fre pinots in The Moon, so...
09:13 Sat 30th Jul 201122 answers, last by Sqad 09:55 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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Three guesses where I am for the next hour....?

Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
08:54 Sat 30th Jul 201110 answers, last by flump1 10:21 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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Bizarre news...

Reading one of our local newspapers the other day I was flummoxed, amused & horrified by the following (true) headline: "Man arrested for defaecating on dead hedgehog". Seriously folks,...
16:31 Fri 29th Jul 201114 answers, last by Mosaic 18:34 Fri 29th Jul 2011
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No-one's going to answer me on this, but....

(in the library) - reading posts from the other night. Who is this 'Fred'? Obviously (s)he has said something rather nasty about me - anyone care to tell me what. I have a thick skin you know..... I'd...
16:07 Fri 29th Jul 201125 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:31 Fri 29th Jul 2011
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While I am on here folks...

I just want to say one thing more about the 'Outraged of Tunbridge Wells' business - bobbi has had the finger pointed at her, and I can honestly say I have never thought it to be down to her and I...
16:39 Tue 26th Jul 201155 answers, last by triggerhippy 09:00 Wed 27th Jul 2011
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Ric.Ror..... and my Sqadlet.....

Ric - very many congrats - I bet you are as made up as I am. Grannydom is really rather pleasant isn;t it??!! Sqadlet - babe's breathing is normal. It was the shock & trauma of the ventouse...
16:42 Mon 25th Jul 20115 answers, last by karenmac60 21:26 Mon 25th Jul 2011
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There's the good news, then there's the downright rotten....

Firstly, & most importantly, thank you all for your concern & interest in my granddaughter - Scarlett & mum are now out of hospital. Baby is breathing normally. Mum had 3 blood...
16:18 Mon 25th Jul 201181 answers, last by Trimeresurus 18:02 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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She's here... ;-)

I have a little granddaughter, born 90 minutes ago. I haven't even seen her yet, and already I love her. There are problems with her breathing, she is in SCBU. I don't want to say too much, I don't...
05:07 Thu 21st Jul 2011106 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 10:08 Fri 22nd Jul 2011
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Went to see Bridesmaids last night....

Can anyone tell me how it ends? I'm sure it's pretty predictable but I want to know whether I missed anything good.
06:56 Wed 20th Jul 201114 answers, last by sallabananas 13:09 Wed 20th Jul 2011
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Talking of practical jokes...

On GMTV this morning I saw a clip of a film where, for some reason, a lad & his girlfriend were on a building rooftop. He pretended to catch a ball - and subsequently tripped & fell forwards...
07:07 Tue 19th Jul 201147 answers, last by RATTER15 09:40 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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My son is famous for his practical jokes....

And I am beginning to think this whole pregnancy is just another of them. He feeds her on legumes & prunes & she's just full of wind or has a cushion stuffed up there... Just thought I'd say....
06:11 Tue 19th Jul 201114 answers, last by sallabananas 07:21 Tue 19th Jul 2011
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It WAS Alan Bennett.

Can anyone remember that I was convinced I saw Alan Bennett sat on a rocking chair in a craft workshop in North Norfolk on my recent holiday? (No, I hadn't been drinking). Well, I have since...
12:50 Mon 18th Jul 201122 answers, last by boxtops 14:47 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Grand Chatterbank Children...

2 due imminently - mine & Ric.Ror's (as in our grandchildren, not 'our' baby) ;-) Suggestions for names please as Harpoon 12 hasn't gone down very well......
11:36 Mon 18th Jul 201139 answers, last by annie0000 14:19 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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What a beastly thing to say...

In one of my earlier posts I have just put "I tried it with a donkey earlier, but someone else had to do it for me". When I read it back, I thought that sounded very very wrong somehow......
11:32 Sat 16th Jul 20118 answers, last by AlBags 13:38 Sat 16th Jul 2011
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Absurd expressions...

One of my favourites is 'Willy Nilly'. What's yours....?...
11:25 Sat 16th Jul 201119 answers, last by askyourgran 22:52 Sat 16th Jul 2011
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You've got to smile...

Reading an article in the Express this morning, about UK 20-somethings drinking themselves into oblivion in European holiday resorts. You know the thing - ecstacy, sex on the beach, throwing bottles...
11:24 Sat 16th Jul 201115 answers, last by Wrongn3mber 18:11 Sat 16th Jul 2011
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Update on Albi the Donkey....

(from yesterday) I got it wrong - he wasn't on preloved, he was on gumtree - and the poor thing' still out there needing grass an a good home :-( I'd do a link but don't know how, me being a internet...
11:12 Sat 16th Jul 20119 answers, last by Bobbisox 11:22 Sat 16th Jul 2011
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Preloved...

The site where my son saw the donkey for sale is called preloved.co.uk. When he first fired up his laptop & said "I've got to show you something mother" - I thought "Eeuuww, no -...
08:19 Fri 15th Jul 201117 answers, last by ChuckFickens 09:05 Fri 15th Jul 2011
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Will someone please buy this donkey....

My son was browsing on a 'for sale' site yesterday, similar to e-bay but not. He came across an advert - "Donkey for sale, due to lack of grass. Please hurry". There was a photo of said...
06:07 Fri 15th Jul 201135 answers, last by Dolly1308 09:21 Fri 15th Jul 2011

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