Its on .. Really.. at the moment. I am watching channel 160 on Freesat.
Be prepared to be reunited with your dinner .. I'm still trying to watch it though !...
Tonight I got the text you cant refuse .. 'Fancy a quickie' It was from my busty neighbour who lives next door .... no it wasn't ! Now I have your attention, it was actualy an invite from my son to...
Just looking in after a few days of avoiding AB due to having to constantly click on the 'Agree' button. Does anyone one know if an extension or add-on is available to rectify this problem for a...
Had you asked me what the logo consisted of on Uncle Bens Products .. all I could have said was .. "It is Orange". Prior to reading this I had no idea what else was on the logo. What will they change...
Adam was sitting in the Grass wondering what he was supposed to do when God asked him why he was feeling blue. Adam said that he didn't know what he was there for. He said all I see are birds and...
Harry did like he always did every evening. He kissed his wife, crawled into bed and went to sleep. All of a sudden, he woke up and saw an elderly man dressed in a robe standing in front of his bed....
Found this on Imgur earlier .. it is just one mans view of the current crisis ..... I find it quite rational when all around us appear to be losing their heads.
https://imgur.com/gallery/2Es6Zfi...
Took this photo this morning at the allotment .. there are actually seven worms in the photo. The most I have ever seen in one location !
https://ibb.co/Hzd1qXf...
A knight felt the calling and decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best...
A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."...
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids. "Jesus lives in my heart." "Very good." said the teacher. She picks on another kid...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson from apartment 5 asked me out for a date. I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk to...
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his...
Stannah have just released it's new stairlift .. The Stannah Rapide.
It gets you up the stairs so fast, you will still remember what you went up for !...