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Jemisa
1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your...
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maggiebee
Longest day? Well, longest day of daylight. Means I have longer to watch the rain fall! Bah humbug.
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tonyav
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/two-faced-kitten-rare-janus-cat-born-in-oregon/2gpg1sj2...
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Jemisa
While the pub customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day....
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Barmaid
I have the unenviable task of making a cake for a rather special anniversary. The main problem is that I should have started on this weeks ago - NOT a week before the event. I need a crash course in...
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Titchmac1
Hiya... Does anyone have spare numbers from the back page of yesterday's (Tuesday 28 May) Daily Mail please as I could not buy a Daily Mail in 5 different shops I went into! Thank you in advance :)...
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emmie
because it was a Bank Holiday yesterday. I can't get through to anyone there, but it doesn't give a message that the surgery is closed....
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desktop
ch561e hp301 a coloured one i need i have black
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parkie
My wife and I are looking at holidays this year and are looking to go to Cyprus. We've never been there before and are getting conflicting reports from those we know who have, as to which is the best...
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starone
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ‘The...
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Jemisa
Why... do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when...
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parkie
Friday evenings I help out at a youth club for 11-15 year olds at our church. Tonight was so emotional. A mutual friend of many of the children, a fourteen year old boy, apparently committed suicide...
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Jemisa
''The Village''A Cornwall Newspaper. (Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour?) .... FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for...
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Jemisa
This is one of my fav little poems, I thought you may like it for your church mag A KISS IN THE RAIN One stormy morn I chanced to meet A lassie in the town; Her locks were like the ripened wheat, Her...
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Jemisa
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Sunday School As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please...
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corylus
Am I too late to add comments (if any) about this? The voice of my childhood Daphne Oxenford died recently, 'Listen with Mother,' in my case with grandma, 'Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then I'll...
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Groupie
those little black small square liquorice sweets ( very burny to my small mouth ) i think were called Imps and while you are thinking remember Spanish Root
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Jemisa
Dear Santa,.............................................................................................. I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy. Friends are...
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Wiirone
.. what are they all about?
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maggiebee
Believe this is the Queen and Prince Philip's wedding anniversary. Not a great royalist but salute them for sticking together for 65 years.

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