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Horror date

I can't believe the date i went on tonight i met her on a dating site she said she looked like a very young Felicity Kendall or a Jenny Aniston my @rse........ she looked just like Yootha Joyce just...

celeryman

Youre call is important to us

Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....

WhiteBear

result in just 4 days? my @rse!

i bought a body lotion few weeks ago called Simple Derma it says : Intensive relief, for very dry, sensitive skin prone to Eczema & dermatitis and RESULT IN 4DAYS . ive been using it for 3 weeks now...

Mani Hussain

Learning Difficulty Sex

As I have mentioned on here a few times one of my hobbies is studying human sexuality. At the moment I have a particular interest in sex between people with learning difficulties/mental health...

rugeleyboy

unfit mother?

i may of mentioned this person before and i have lready made my mind up that i will be doing nothing as it's nothing to do with me, but i need to ask anyway. a friend who i used to work with has a...

johnny.5

help please

whats the best cake to eat with coffee ? whats the best cake to eat with tea ? and whats the best cake to eat with alcohol ? thankyou all in advance for your quick responses

mrs.chappie

Albert Pierrepoint

The last hangman. Did you watch it on the tv last night? Is there anyone on here who could do the job, if it still existed?

thumbalina

I need some lunch.....

Going to send a few texts to friends and relatives and see which one will join me x what are you having? x

bobtheturkey

old people

what do they keep in those trolley things they trail behind them when out shopping?, also those motorized scooter things they fly about on, do they undergo a driving test first?

sir.knobby

Its monday its 12.20

And guess what I got a silver machine

sir.knobby

I got

A silver machine

4getmenot

Chatterbank has gone downhill

Well I cant see chatterbank lasting much longer, it used to be a laugh on here, many abers have messaged me lately to say they are leaving here. Its so rubbish now, same thing every day, what can the...

chinawholesa

reseller from uk welcomed

i run a website -- www.chinawholesaling.com i can offer top quality true religion jeans,rock republic jeans,ed hardy, christian audigier. i can arrange dropshipping to your customers. what you do is...

Aprilis

Garden Moles

I was wondering if anyone here has ever used one of those sonic mole repellers that you stake into the ground? If so, would you recommend one or was it a waste of time and money? My mother is driving...

Ice.Maiden

Evening all. Well if anyone's got a

computer that's working faster than mine at the mo - I envy you! Lol.

rosiewesti

What type of animal is lifting roof tiles??

Myself and our neighbours have always fed the birds in our garden and they all seem to nest in either our trees and the sparrows nest in the ridges on the roof edge tiles. We also have a regular...

Ice.Maiden

For when leggy gets back.....

May the party continue...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh-n0XeFW00

knobster

Well this just has to be done tonight

Dont it. By popular request by sally and pasty. Here is maggie.

knobster

I am

Setlted in for the night now on me comp and anybody who wants to diss me I say welcome and any off you nice peeps out there I give a very very big hug. And I dedicate this song to you all. Welcome...

pastafreak

The yawning is taking over......

so time to say good night all....Icey,Leggy and all the other good folk on here...mwaaaaaaaahh!! xxxx

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