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kp nonuts

whell helllo ladies do yo want to talk to me

oi god I is not me

kp nonuts

aprills I love you

even thoug I got no nutts you have a great soh so keep it on here pl.leswe you as are the best

Petal~flower

Finding love when you least expect it

Thats what the smug marrieds you. But has anyone actually found love when they least expected it? (not expecting many replies)

Petal~flower

Whilst out shopping today in undie dept. I saw an enormous bra, so big, I could wear it as a hat. So got me thinking (plus I am bored now) But would you ladies rather have enormous boobs, or petite...

legend007

bedtime

im off to bed gimps. have fun. see ya manana

kp nonuts

oh my6 goed does anytboidy love me

and will give yo all 3 stars if you do

flip_flop

Fat women/fat blokes in footie shirts

I had a day off and yesterday and as I had a few chores to run I spent most of the day in town..................and am amazed at the sheer number of fat women and fat blokes around. Don't these people...

chompu

help re e mail

Hello Can anyone help me please? A friend has sent me an attachment to an e mail.(outlook express). When I try and open it I get a message 'This file does not have a program associated with it for...

mistys

Tongue Brushing??

When brushing your teeth do you also brush your tongue?? I heard that its where your breath is so I brush mine every morning and night, I thought everyone did. But my family looked at me like I was...

curly~sue

Eye Tests

Hello! Can anyone recommend who are the best people to go with for an eye test please ? And how much they are. I haven't had one since I was in secondary school. Many thanks in advance, c~s

Shadow Man

The One Show.

Some old man has just said "Intelligence is the number one sexual attraction" I have never heard such utter weey pants in my life. Ann Widdecombe has a PHD from Oxford, and I am not sexually attracted...

Shadow Man

Goodnight Ladies.

Goodnight ladies. Sleep tight. X Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight It's time to say goodbye Let me tell you, now, goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight It's time to say goodbye Ah, all night long you've...

Shadow Man

David Bowie Links.

I will donate ?10 to a charity of your choice if you can name a famous person (I HAVE HEARD OF) and I can not link him her or them to David Bowie. I haven't done this in over 6 months, so please do...

POLLIANNA

Baby Spice

Has finally had a baby boy called Beau.

Aprilis

The Cutest Ever!

Found this website and just had to share it with the animal lovers of AB. Are they the cutest little doggies ever or what? Check out the puppies in the gallery....Awwwww!!!!...

lynbrown

Injections for insulin

How often do you change the needle before injecting insulin?

glitzybabe

Help!!

I'm 18 nd ma mums just moved away for good, one of ma sis is away at da mo, nd its just me ma dad nd ma elder sister, but i have to do everything in da house nd its wearin me out wot can i do?!? i...