Condom factory burns down in France: The ex-Prime Minister of France, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. 'allo, its the Heath Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency...
An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the...
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied....
I am making some homemade hotpots to put in the freezer for my daughter while we are away, but what is the best way to cook them, from frozen or defrost them first. Thanks.