Woke up with a mouth as dry as a witches t1t.
Left my guitar on the floor and the bl00dy cat has been sick on the neck.
Is it too early for a tipple ?...
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Hi
I'm going out in fancy dress with my friends on Friday (we decided today) but we have to dress up as something/someone beginning with our initial.
Mine's R. Any ideas??
Thanks...