I am really tired. Some w anchor just prodded my plonker and told me to get my arse on the net because 'there is a farting fathead taking the pi$$ out of you' (me that is). If it is baboon, all I need...
I would guess my lifespan on here is now severely limited. Before I get banned, I would like to tell you that I am whiffey, God's honour, cross my heart and hope to die, and I have explored the...
I am me: 'Hello can I help?' Customer and her bint of a mother: 'Oh yes, I bought these boots two weeks ago and the dye off my new Levis has soaked into the leather' Me:' Oh, well i think maybe you...
What's your game girl ? Get a grip. I want a bit of piece and quiet and the last thing I need is semi-shaved primates like you shouting my name around. For the record I love very hot curries, Cat...