My cat has just come in and puked up twice, I notice a rather chewed up mouse in the sick? Any chance she has been poisoned as I did notice a van labelled animal welfare or something next door...
My arm hurts when I do "that". I have to jump out of bed because of cramp. I have a toenail like something off the Sci- Fi channel. I'm spending a fortune on Germaloid's cream for a very itchy arris....
the ed has said she will ban you no matter what id you use, for as long as you continue to be abusive towards me. How pathetic and obsessed you are that you should use the date of death of Pete Duel...
Do you ever really fancy something to eat or drink before you go to sleep at night? Is it always the same thing that you fancy?? Is there something that you just cant settle down to sleep without??
Why does my hamster smell of eggs today? I dont think I fed him any today, he just had some carrots and peanuts for lunch and then 3 maltesers for dessert. So why is smelling of that god-awful eggy...
There are some real nice people on this thread, but OMG do some of you p1ss me off. You have to be so bitchy it is unreal. Why do you not recognise what you are saying is such crap? The way you talk...
I once went out with a man that was soooo good looking, great job, mentally sound....... but he had really stinky feet. I dumped him! The stench drove me demented. What is your greatest turn-off?
It's stuffed with plebs and idiots and curios from a monkey theme park. What would you like with your vodka, what did you have for lunch, can I have 2 sugars please, oooohh cake.
Sorry to ask this here rather than body and soul. I thought I'd get a much more honest and open response in chatterbank. I've spoken a few times online about a family member who killed himself. If...
Can I feed my hamster some icecream? I was snacking on some just after dinner and dopey, who had also just eaten a large heavy meal, looked up from his cage and started jumping and squeaking excitedly...
maybe if i slit my fkin wrists some of you , or all of you , on here would be happy ? well heres a bit of info. id cut my own nuts offf before id give you the satisfaction. so dont plan a celebration...
But the only problem is that he wont shut the fruck up in his scotty tounge. Me and lippy went to the reef a few few months ago to purposley see him and all I can say about the loud scotish gimp is...
My daughters now ex boyfriend,( taking umbridge at her deciding to ditch him cos he expects her to cook clean and iron for him, ) has been to her house tonight whilst she was on the way home from work...
its midnight , its friday night ,and im thinking ........... well i havent posted my phone number for a few days. so anyone p1ssed enough to call tonight? anyone brave enough ? lifes too short . do...