If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart....
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-) 10. Read less. 9. I want to gain...
if you dont laugh at any of these you either have a tumour in your humour (in which case go and see your doctor) or your dead (in which case go and see a mortician!) Car Accidents: "A pedestrian hit...
? So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! ? I need someone really bad... are you really bad? ? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ? Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. ? I'm not a...
aint this little darling the most cutest little creature you've ever seen? imagine having this lovable chap in your bath with you... http://media.photobucket.com/image/isopod/cien 001/isopod.jpg?o=3
what on earths that advert with bill gates,pharrell and a bunch of assorted people harping about that they are pc's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1se9rH7S8 surely everyone knows its a mac world...
if the jury finds out about your convictions during a trial due to someones slip up,they have to change the jury so they are not biased against you right? but what would happen if for some reason you...
did anyone know thatamy and britney recorded a christmas track? i didnt,but i do now! remember folks you heard it here first......... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=v...
caps lock is like cruise control for cool." ~ bob on caps lock "i busted his knee caps, locked the door, and set his house on fire." ~ mafia guy on caps lock "life's too short to search caps lock" ~...