SMART AR*SE ANSWER 5 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy". The first man...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241036/Motorist-hit-pensioner-81-driving-slowly-jail-sentence-overturned.html /// Instead, the father of two was ordered to do 150 hours unpaid community work,...
... two days in a row - quiet pint or two in a nice pub with an attractive young woman for company ... and both of them bought me chips too. There is a God (sorry Naomi) and he is smiling on dave :+)...
John, woke up after the annual Christmas office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made...
Bit of fun for a dreary day
Name TV programmes with a christian name in the title
1. EMMA DALE just realised thats 2 actually (clever me) :>)
2. VERA...
Lorraine Pascale is what successful, beautiful and fully integrated member of society. Therefore, it seems strange that she should be a victim of racist abuse yet again (after the recent Twitter...